ENTER Key: Press At Your Own Risk
You know that split second after we press the ENTER key? And we cry the universal, “Nooooooooooooooooooo!” It is a cruel world we live in where there is no TAKE IT BACK key. And no amount of begging will reverse it.
We live in a time where our messages fly around the internet faster than a speeding bullet and never stop. Not even for Superman (or Superwoman). So don’t you think that we should have a grace period? You know, about three minutes where we can reflect and decide whether or not we should really send it.
So here is what I’m suggesting Apple give to us:
HURRY UP Key that moves our words in an instant
ENTER Key with a 3-minute delay
HELP Key that really give you good advice – not just computer advice
SOLUTIONS Key that tells you what to do
I’M NOT SURE Key to be used when you’ve had an argument or are really stressed or are PMSing. Put a 12-hour-delay on that
TAKE IT BACK Key that never lets it go
I’M DRUNK Key that automatically holds it 24 hours. Every computer should have a breathalyzer installed in it. That way if you drink too much to see the I’M DRUNK key, your computer just shuts down.
I’ll be waiting Apple. ENTER.