Humor: A Corporation Does Halloween
I am a Corporation. And I am having a terrible time this Halloween. I was thinking of going as a Little Mermaid, but the store doesn’t have it in the 1000 X size. And I adored the Sexy Cardiac Arrest costume, because I’ve seen a lot of those. But it made my butt look too big. I thought about going as a School Girl, but you do not want to see me in knee-high socks.
So I decided to go as the Grim Reaper. 1) It’s a job I’ve done before – a lot 2) I don’t have to squeeze into a costume 3) Black is my favorite color…unless I can get you in the red.
The only thing is, I don’t have a scythe. So if there are any retired Grim Reapers out there with one in an extra-long, could you please drop it by the Wall Street office?
I’ll owe you,