Humor: Where Do You Think We Should Send Republicans To Vote?

The Republican have road-blocked a lot of Democrat voters by rigging the voting boundaries to favor Republicans. They shortened the voting hours, cut back the number of voting sites, forced voters to have certain ID’s and sent out false voting information. They have taken loads of people off of the voting list and told university students they could not vote at school. But have they really tried? 

Where Should We Take Replicans To Vote? Photo Credit: Courtesy Of  Alan Reid and licensed for reuse under this Creative Commons Licence.

Where Should We Take Republicans To Vote?
Photo Credit: Courtesy Of Alan Reid and licensed for reuse under this Creative Commons Licence.

If Republicans truly wanted to win the elections, I think they would:

  • Have a designated drunk driver pick up all the little old ladies. But instead of going to their voting sites, drop them at the casino. Then just take off.
  • Republicans could go into neighborhoods and deposit a Porta Potty on the street corner. Then put a sign up on it: Vote Here —–>  
  • Give everyone who votes Republican $5 bucks and a big cigar.
  • Put date-rape drugs into all the free coffee. When the Democrats wake up, tell them it is Wednesday. And they’re screwed.

That should do the trick. If not there is always next year’s tricks and treats.

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