HUMOR: Sen. Mitch McConnell (R) All Tarted Up

Poor old Sen. Mitch McConnell. He has been hanging around a corner in Kentucky cities, like a prostitute, trying to buy votes again. He says it is his Halloween costume, but he is…well not a pretty site when he is all tarted up. Mitch has a burlap gunny sack filled with candy, and he calls out…

I Gave Mitch A Tea Party Costume. What Would You Give Him?  Photo Credit: Courtesy Of Yarly.com

I Gave Mitch A Tea Party Costume. What Would You Give Him?
Photo Credit: Courtesy Of Yarly.com

“Hey there, Mister. Buy your vote? I got a butterfinger for you.”

It is so sad to see Chris running after a car…especially in stilettos. But he isn’t giving up,

“Hey there Sweetie. I’ll trade you a cherry mash for your vote.”

But when she speeds away, Mitch mutters, “Bitch!” It’s sad to see the Senate Minority leader street-walking, but he tells us he has done it before. Yes, Mitch, we know. But you were much younger then. Much.

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