10 Funny Halloween Laws

Well I guess since the stand-your-ground law is on the books, circling TV and smothering the internet, the cat’s out of the bag and down the block. So I might as well let you in on the other equally valid laws:

Scary Statue Of Liberty. Photo Credit: Courtesy Of Ken Lund, Creative Commons.

Scary Statue Of Liberty.
Photo Credit: Courtesy Of Ken Lund, Creative Commons.

  1.  The infamous don’t-laugh-at-me-kid law.
  2. The one and only don’t-look-me-in-the-eye-kid law.
  3. The ever happpy his-looks-could-kill-so-I-had-to-shoot-him law. (TTH to Jibber Hooter)
  4. The rocking 50-shades-of-hey law.
  5. Sarah Palin’s my-daughter-is-not-a-slut law.
  6. The under utilized get-me-out-of-this-ebola-quarantine-tent law.
  7. The oops-is-it-too-late-to-say-I’m-sorry law. Need I say more?
  8. The totally justified if-I-see-one-more-political-ad law.
  9. The bulls**t just-bail-out-one-more-big-bank law.
  10. And my all time favorite, you-blamed-Obama-for-one-thing-too-many law.

Can’t wait to see which one of these hits the news next. (Hint: the first two are in the works already.)

 

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